he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media