I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
This is the high leading the old right now
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
