I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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