Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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