Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
