I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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