tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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