question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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