if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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