Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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