if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My life is pants optional.
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