For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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