her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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