This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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