just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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