Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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