Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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