What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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