I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
no. you can't hotbox the world.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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