Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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