Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
