This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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