glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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