So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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