If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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