god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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