Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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