I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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