After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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