Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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