ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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