in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
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i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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