Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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