singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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