we're blogging at a bar
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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