yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
BRING THE BAGELS
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
try to milk me bitch
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