i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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