Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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