Sry I called you an 8
i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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