so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
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I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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