I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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