I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
