I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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