Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Everything about him screamed your future.
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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