If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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