I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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