wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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