We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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