and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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