naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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