Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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