Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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