THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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