I cockslap morals
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Dignity is for republicans.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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