How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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