Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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