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did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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