Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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