You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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